I need a cigarette lighter


Just the other day, I was puttering around in my shed. After about an hour I heard my wife call out to me, "Can I do anything to help you, or can I bring you anything?" I yelled back,"Yes, bring me my e-Cigarettes and a lighter".

She began laughing and shouted back to me, "You don't need a lighter with Electronic Cigarettes". We both started laughing out of control. We must have laughed for a solid 5 minutes or so.

Finally I regained my composure and shouted back, "You are right, just an e-cigarette please, I will not be needing a lighter."